My teammates. I practically grew up with them Like I wouldn't be surprised if one of our dads bathed us together as kids and I repressed the traumatic memory
I don't know if he's trying so much as he's just really unlucky or really stupid or both It's kind of cute. Don't tell me you're planning his sacrifice already
You should try it sometime I mean they're both an enormous pain in my butt, don't get me wrong But they're alright Just do NOT tell them I said that.
[ as if alright is a worthy compliment anyway... the next part comes a little more slowly, though, because she's turning over that prefer to keep people alive part and smiling gently at her screen. you're good people, garrus. ]
Yeah, I know. He'd probably be a lot smarter if he didn't have his foot in his mouth all the time. Just a hunch. But I mean who knows? Maybe the cat thing will come in handy if it doesn't gnaw our fingers off first
Official job description is Advisor on Reaper Affairs to the Hierarchy.
And then reapers decided their affairs included the invasion we'd known was coming and I'd tried to prepare for but never got enough resources to really deal with because nobody believed them a threat
So now there's a bunch of us leading the fight in different areas of the galaxy.
Yeah. Was headed to what might well be the big turning point when I was suddenly here.
Finally had the answers to make the weapon we needed.
Urdnot's the name of a clan of big, grumpy people who sometimes bite people's heads and hands off if the mood strikes. For fun.
Tuchanka's their homeworld. Pretty desolate place. Full of a lot of big, grumpy people who like to fight each other and anything that moves for the fun of it.
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Jean's cat isn't harmless. And Jean seems to be trying to piss off everyone in charge. Then again, could be handy.
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Like I wouldn't be surprised if one of our dads bathed us together as kids and I repressed the traumatic memory
I don't know if he's trying so much as he's just really unlucky or really stupid or both
It's kind of cute. Don't tell me you're planning his sacrifice already
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I'd call him unlucky and not stupid, but not entirely smart. And I'm not planning on sacrificing anyone. Prefer to keep people alive when possible.
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I mean they're both an enormous pain in my butt, don't get me wrong
But they're alright
Just do NOT tell them I said that.
[ as if alright is a worthy compliment anyway... the next part comes a little more slowly, though, because she's turning over that prefer to keep people alive part and smiling gently at her screen. you're good people, garrus. ]
Yeah, I know.
He'd probably be a lot smarter if he didn't have his foot in his mouth all the time. Just a hunch.
But I mean who knows? Maybe the cat thing will come in handy if it doesn't gnaw our fingers off first
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Bit of a war going on.
Plus my path was a bit different from theirs.
[He'll keep your secret if you keep his, Ino.]
Not it if it starts gnawing off fingers.
I've got three digits. You and Jean have five.
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What is your crew like?
You'd better hope it goes after Jean first then
Or maybe his toes
That could help with the foot in the mouth thing.
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It comes after me, I'm gonna growl back. Figure that should catch its attention.
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Oh sorry I fell asleep for a second there because that was so boring
I meant like what are they LIKE.
I don't know if that would get the right kind of attention.
You know, maybe it just needs someone to feed it and pet it.
Lovingly.
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Really.
Because I'm pretty amazing, but that's ridiculous.
And I volunteer you to pet the thing. Lovingly.
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What do you DO?
Hey, I never said that someone should be anyone but Jean
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Repeatedly.
Be nice if one group would stop trying to destroy it.
I'll back you up on Jean attending to the animal, though. It even got a name yet? Because I'm about to pick one out.
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That seems like a whole lot of work for just 27 people
I don't think so
My vote is for something like Fluffy or Schnookums.
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And then reapers decided their affairs included the invasion we'd known was coming and I'd tried to prepare for but never got enough resources to really deal with because nobody believed them a threat
So now there's a bunch of us leading the fight in different areas of the galaxy.
I vote for Menace. Or maybe Urdnot. Tuchanka.
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The fight's still going on?
What the heck is Urdnot? Or Tuchanka?
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Finally had the answers to make the weapon we needed.
Urdnot's the name of a clan of big, grumpy people who sometimes bite people's heads and hands off if the mood strikes. For fun.
Tuchanka's their homeworld. Pretty desolate place. Full of a lot of big, grumpy people who like to fight each other and anything that moves for the fun of it.
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It's like they take us from the middle of something important on purpose.
Sounds about right then
All of those names sound too cool for a cat that belongs to Jean, though
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We may wind up with it liking us more than it likes him. Should still have a cool name.